since I never finished the last joke I will finish it now!

What religion is your bra?

A man walked into a store

and he asked one of the lady workers if she could help him with something

the worker replied "of course, what do you need help with?"

the man said "well I need to buy a bra for my wife"

the worker replied "ok what type of bra are you looking for?"

the man said "there is mor then on type?"

thee worker replies "of course there is"  the Catholic type supportes the masses ,  The salvation army lifts the fallen, and the Baptis makes mouintans out of molehills!"

A state trooper was driving along in the country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving allover the lonely back road. He put on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, He then approched the blond lady driver.

"ma'am is there a reason why your weaving all over the road?"

The blond replied "Oh officer, Thank goodness your here!! I almost had an accedent!""I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

reaching through the side window to the rearview mirror, the officer replied, "ma'am thats your airfreshiner"! LOL

Political Lightbulb Jokes

Q:How many democrates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp; Answer:Its irrelevent .... they still dont know they're in the dark!

Q:How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;    Answer:None they only screw the poor!

Q:How many Californians does it take to cahnge a lightbulb?  &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   Answer:Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experiance.

Q:How many Oregonians does it take to change a lightbulb?  &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   Answer:Five. one to change the bulb, and four to chase after the Californians who came to relate to the experiance.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   These are kinda dumb!   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;  

WHat A Fantasy!

A woman was injoying her wine at a local bar

when a gorgase hunk of a man walked in the bar door

the man was so good looking that the woman couldnt help but stare!

The man notices that the woman was stareing so he walked up to hear leaned over and whisper in her ear " I will do anything, anything you want for only 50 dollars"

So the woman took 50 dollars out of her purse and put it into the mans hand, she then leaned over and whisper in the mans ear "CLEAN MY HOUSE"

What religion is your bra?

a man walkes into a store and tells one of the woman workers that he needs to buy a bra for his wife, the worker says ok what type of bra are you looking for? the man says there is more then one type? the worker says of course

1. now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get in to my own pants!

2.Marrige changes passion. suddenly your in bed with a reletive.

3.I say a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "guess" on it. So I said implants! she hit me!

4.How come we just choose for two people to run for president and 50 for Mrs. America.

5.A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.... but, a true friend would be sitting next to you saying "darn.... that was fun".

6.I was signed up for an exercise class, and I was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had loose fitting clothing, I wouldnt have signed up in the first place.

7.When I was young we used to go 'skinney dipping' now I just "chunky dunk".

8.Dont argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the diffrence.

9.Wouldnt it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could just press "Ctrl Alt delete" and start all over again? AMEN AMEN.

10.Why is it that peoples children cant read a bible at school, but thy can in prison?

11.Wouldnt you know it....brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

12.Why do I have to swear on the bible in court when the ten commanments can not be displayed in a federal building?

13."Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher- and, since its in English thank a soldier!!"

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;     This is kinda stupid!!! LOL!!! :lol:

your always in my heart

for some reason my boyfriend seems like he may be agravated with me! but I dont know why he would be, he's not acting like he loves me as much any more, and I am a little worried about that. I am afraid that our relationship might not work out, and I really really dont want it to end, becuase I love him so much. And I would go crazy if we were to brake up, I wouldnt know what to do with my self, I would cry for like a month! :cry: I just really hope it doesnt come to that! If there is any guys who can give me some advice on why he may be doing that please let me know! and if there are any girls who can give me some advice on what I should do please tell me also!

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;    thnx,

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;    Laina.

IM HELPING MY MOM PAINT RIGHT NOW AND IT ISNT GOING WELL! IVE GOT PAINT ALL LOVER ME! EGHH! AND MY MOM LOOKS SO FUNNY SHES GOT PAINT ALL OVER HER FACE AND HER HAIR IS ALL THE WAY ON TOP OF HER HEAD AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A SPICE GIRL!! LOL! :lol: WE ONLY GOT THE LIVING ROON HALF WAY PAINED AND WE STILL HAVE TO PAINT THE HALL WAY, THE BATHROOM, THE KITCHIN, AND THE BEDROOM!!! SO MUCH PAINTING SO LITTLE TIME!!! EGHHH!!!

what dreams are made of

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   by :Hilary Duff

Well I had a fun day today, I went to the movies today with my cousin and my best friend we went to see princess diary's 2, it wasa soo.. funny! but its not as good as a cindarella story! the movies I still wanna see are cat woman, spider man 2, and white chics!!! I have one more week until I start school again!! ahh grr.. thats sucks soooo badly!!! but the good thing is that I really didnt think I was gonna pass but then my mom got my report card today and it turns out that I did pass!! I am so glad that I did! I really didnt want to be stuck in the 6th grade again!!!! :roll: well I've gots to go now so byebye for now!

chill out what ya yellin for lay back its all been done before and if you could only let it be then you will see i like you tha way you are when were drivin in ya car and your talkin to me one on one when you became somebody else for everyone your watchin your back like you cant relaxe your bein a fool you look to me tell me why ya have to go make things so complecated I see the way your acting like your somebody else catchin me frustrated......

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;   song writin by:Avril Lavigne

hey all,

tomorrow I'm going to the movies with my cousin Jessica and my friend chloe we are going  to see the princess diary's 2! we should have fun! me and my mom had a BBQ today it was fun cuase a few of my cousins and a few of my aunts came over and we all hung out together! so I had a pretty buisy today! :lol:

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;  Beautiful

Hey everybody!

today was pretty boring and it really sucked to! I woke at about 10 something in the morning then like 2 r 3 hours later I went next door and I went swimming, then I came back home got on the internet! Then I went to go with my cousin to get her tattoo redone! then I asked one of my friends to sleep over at my house so she is here now! but then my mom started yelling at me sayin that I never do anything around the house and I never do anything for her! :roll: I mean that is so not true she works like 24/7 and I'm the one who gets stuck with cleaning the House and everything! and she took out stuff so she could fix her dinner and then after she told me that I had to clean up her mess!!!!That made me soooo.. mad and I'm sick and tierd of her saying that I dont do anything around the house an that I dont do anything for her cuase that is soooo... not true at all and it makes me just wanne scream!!!! grrr.... it makes me sad as well that she blames me for stuff like that when those things arent even true! :cry: well I guess I just need to stop feeling sorry for myself! well that is how my sucky day went!!!

Pink roses

 Beautiful pink roses laying on the ground

I pick one up and softly rub it on my face

I feel its soft cold peteals and the rain drops from it fall down on my face

I close my eyes as I smell its sweet scent

their is no thorns on it

and shows signs of its perfection

and I wonder how something could be this beautiful and perfect.

My friend is over at my house right now! we are watching movies right now. I'm still a little bored but its better then having no one here to hang out with. she is watching some anime movie called "cowboy bebop" thats wierd! lol :lol: anywayzz!!! my mom is cooking dinner and my aunt and one of my cousins are viviting so I guess you could say that we have a house full! well I have to go eat supper now! :roll:

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp; with love,

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;  Laina.

The Window

I look through my window thats over my bed

and I think to my self "what is really out there"

all I can see is the beautiful blue sky

and the lime green grass that lyes under my eyes,

the trees hang over as if they are sad

and the white white clouds look like they are mad

little drops of water start falling down

and my eyes fallow them down down down

as they hit the ground thats beneth my feet

I watch for more to fall and to beat down on my window for all eternety

as I lye in bed with my head on my pillow I dream of landscapes

and small drops of water landing on my face.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   writin by: Laina Solano

:oops: :wink: :lol: :D :) :? I just woke up and I'm still a littlebit tierd! but anyway! I dont have much planed for today except for going to the movies later on this afternoon! My boyfriend just email me and I cant wait till I get to talk to him on the phone I havent talked to him in like three days I missed him even though thats not that long but still!!! I'm still bored! my life isnt very interesting!!! I guess I will just listen to my cd's on my cd player! I dont have anything else to do. theres still nothing on the t.v. so all I have to watch is the news! hmm... I think its going to rain today! :D

look at you may think you see

who I really am but you'll never know me

every day its as if I play a part

now I see if I wear a mask

I can fool the world but I can not fool my heart...

 who is that girl I see staring strait back at me when will my reflection show who I am in side

    I am now in a worl were I have to hide my heart and what I believe in

but some how I will show the world

whats in side my heart and be loved for who I am

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p; who is that girl I see staring strait back at me

why is my reflection someone I dont know

must i pretend that I'm someone else for all time

when will my reflection show who I am side

theirs a heart that must be free to fly that burns

with the need to know the reason why

why cant we all conceal what we think how we feel

must their be a secret me im forced to hide

i wont pretend that im someone else for all time

when will my refelction show who I am in side...

when wil my reflection show who I am in side.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;  song by: Christina Agulara

Life goes by in a flash of an eye

its hard to explain all your feelings inside

you think you know who you are but your not exactly sure

you want to be someone else but you cant change who you really are

you dont think your beautiful but the truth is you are

your personality is the way people look at you

if your kind to others your true beauty shines

and if your rude the uglyness in side comes forth and it wont subside

dont ever forget that theirs people who love you

no matter what kind of person you are

so always remeber stay true to who you really are deep inside.

    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;    a poem writin by: Laina Solano

I know its probly a sucky poem and it probly doesnt make much since to some people! but oh well!! :p

:wink: its 1:41 am over here and I'm really bored! I have nothing to do. I've done everything I could possibly do on the internet, and their is nothing on t.v. eccept for stupid paid programs! "blah" :roll: I would go to sleep but I'm not tierd at all!!! and I also have a bad headach "ouch"

It's 10:30 pm here and I'm really bored! I can't find anything to do to keep myself occupied! :s